THE MAMMOTH SCROTE

£24.99

Put simply, it’s a furry bag to keep your private bits in!

“But why?” You may ask?! Well….. Marti wanted something to empty his pockets in to when he goes fishing, rather than dumping all his bits in random bag compartments and forgetting where he had put them!

So we made ‘The Mammoth Scrote’! It’s actually very handy, we’ve been using it for so long we don’t know what we’d do without our scrotes! We use them for power packs, bluetooth speakers, wallet, keys, baccy, even leads! You name it, we keep it in our Mammoth Scrote!

We must mention however, this is not a genuine Mammoth Scrotum (we’ve had to improvise with faux fur)! ((At least it doesn’t smell of balls))!

At 6 x 8”, it’s the perfect size, and what’s more you can choose from a Fatty purple, a traditional brown, or of course one of each.

The Mammoth Scrote secures your private bits safely using a wooden toggle on hemp rope.

Yes, it’s a bit of a joke, but it’s practical and very cool. You definitely need a Mammoth Scrote in your life, even if just for the name!

Made in house, right here in Devon, Great Britain!

Price includes mainland UK delivery.